Grandpa Oldman and Oldman the Third

"Sonny, get me my cane!!!" cried Grandpa Oldman to his grandson, Oldman the third. "Also, get me my vitamins and my pills!!!"

"Coming, Grandpa Oldman," said Oldman the third.

"Don't get near me, though! I farted! Just pass my pills and vitamins to me, sonny!" cried Grandpa Oldman. Oldman the third passed his pills, and Grandpa Oldman missed. "I missed, sonny! Pick them up!"

Oldman the third walks into the living room where Grandpa Oldman is sitting and bends down to pick up the pills. Grandpa Oldman gets up and farts right in Oldman the third's face.

"Aww, Grandpa! You're a sick old man!" said Oldman the third. And right after that, he died because Grandpa Oldman's fart was too strong for his body to handle.

"Well, that's how Grandma Oldwoman died," said Grandpa Oldman. "My wife and his children and his grandchildren. I guess I'll be the only one to live because everyone dies of my strong farts."

Moral: If you go to the park or ANYWHERE, don't get near Grandpa Oldman, because he will kill you with his farts. BE AWARE, CHILDREN!!!

abby's rip

abby's died because she smelled courtney's fart. and she died everbody smelled it and they died candace just farted too so she is ok for now i will fart in her face good bye candace! fart! fart! then everone died because they smelled my fart! it smelled like died fish and moldy cheese RIP! GOODBYE! PS. DO NOT GET NEAR ME! BYE!